I know we reblogged this recently, but we’re doing it again for that explanation above.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
all I see is Hermione and Ron
Now, there are a few things you should know about Slytherin – and a few you should forget...
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell
the expression is “going straight to hell”
wake up america
"It’s a metapod, see"