I spent the night walking in Paris and I haven’t slept at all and I have to go to class and I have to tutor and I’M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO ALL THIS WITHOUT SLEEPING WHAT DO I DO.
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Yes I did reblog this 6 times. Your lucky if this isn’t on your dash everyday.
Alright Assbutts, Listen up.
I was told today by a friend that some supernatural fans are planning on bringing salt to cons.
If you’re not apart of the SPN fandom, let me explain why salt is important. Basically it protects you from bad stuff.
Now what are the fans going to do with the salt? Throw it on cosplayers.
This is not okay. 1. It’s rude (insert fannibals) 2. they could ruin a cosplay. So please if you were planning on doing this, don’t.
just one last time and i’ll stop
Martin looks like he’s being interviewed by the camera man at the intro of a porno, that is literally all I can think right now
And there’s a fire station next to him
'cause we can hear the alarm in the real videoso he’s about to get fucked hard in an orgy full of firemen. I’d pay alot to see that movie, fuck yes.
Cameraman: Have vou been in orgies before?
Cameraman: What are you looking forward the most for today?
Cameraman: Do you love firemen?
aah..god whew that’s hnnng bless you for making these
we should seriously start a new thing: #pornstar!Martin
thanks ascandalinjohnspants for the idea;)
we should totally make pornstar!Martin AU a thing!! I’M ON IT
those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
So beautiful~~ look familiar? Bless Studio GHIBLI~
(The Borrower Arrietty & Howl’s Moving Castle)
You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.
What in hell
someone need to add the child playground equipment one leading to hell, that would bring this all full circle
I would pay money to see there the glee ratings